Thank-you for parking so fucking close to my car. Next time leave a fucking car opener so
I can get my car out!
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Dear Blue BMW.
You look rich. You should buy yourself some parking lessons. You took 2 spots.
What happens when my handicapped grandmother comes to visit.
Her  (death?) is on your shoulder.
Note the heart at  the bottom of the message.

Hey Jerkoff,
Your hair trigger car alarm has been going off every 5 minutes, ruining everyone's Saturday afternoon.
I guarantee you, no one wants to steal this piece of shit. Fix your alarm please and thank you.  ..... .........
Signed by "The People of New York :-)
Turn Your Fucking Alarm Off!

Thankyou for waking me up this morning :-).
Perhaps you could park your sensitive car alarm elsewhere?  I am not sure how many  times I have to call 311
and give them your plate number before they tow........xxxxxx&#^%#$@@
but I am gonna find out ... ( Looks like xoxo???!!!)
PS: You rock !

Get someone to teach you how to park Dick!

Hi,

My name is Jack. I accidentally hit your car & someone saw me so I'm pretending to
right (write) down my details. Sorry, Jack.

You fucken penis taking up 2 spots all weekend.
Dickhead!

Nice parking Ass-Bag

Look on the DOOR (FLOOR??)
HEY ASSHOLE! YOU TOUCH MY CAR AGAIN I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU

Dear Motherfucker,
You park like an asshole.
I hope your children get hooked on drugs.

Editor Note: That is really mean and nasty! Come on, what do the kids have to do with this?