LEARN TO SPEAK CHINESE IN FIVE MINUTES
| Chinese | English |
| Ai Bang Mai Nee | I bumped into the coffee table |
| Yu Mo Da Loon | Please cut the grass |
| Lao Zi | Not very good |
| Lao Ze Sho | Stupid movie |
| Kum Hia | Approach me |
| Shai Gai | A bashful person |
| Moon Lan Ding | Achievement of the American space program |
| Ar U Wun Tu | A gay greeting |
| Chin Tu Fat | You may need to watch your weight |
| Dum Gai | A not very smart person |
| Hu Yu Hai Ding | I (We) have reasons to believe that you are harboring a fugitive |
| Sum Dum Fuk | People who make too many mistakes |
| Wa Shing Ka | Cleaning an automobile |
| Ne Ahn | A lighting fixture used in advertising signs |
| Tai Ne Bae Be | Pre mature infant |
| Ten Ding Baa | A place that serves alcoholic beverages |
| Si Ling Fen | A device that cools a surrounding area like a room |
| Wai U Shao Ting | Is there a reason why you raised your voice? |
| Wai So Dim | Are you trying to save electricity? |
| Tai ne Po ne | A small horse |
| Gun pao der | An ancient Chinese invention |
| Hu Flung Dung | Which one of you fertilized the field? |
| Jan Ne Ka Sun | A former late night talk show host |