Cowboy and Indian
This cowboy was out in the desert and was captured by a renegade tribe of Indians. The chief of the tribe told the cowboy that in three days he would be killed and that he should prepare himself for death. The cowboy's only response was to ask if he could talk to his horse. The chief didn't see anything wrong with that and told the cowboy that it was ok.The cowboy went over to his horse and whispered in his ear. A few minutes later the horse galloped off. After an hour passed the horse returned with a beautiful blonde woman on its back. Well the cowboy and the blonde did the nasty all night long.
The next day the chief went to the cowboy and asked if there were anything else he needed, for in two days he would be put to death. The cowboy again asked if he could talk to his horse. Again the cowboy whispered in the horse's ear and again the horse galloped off. This time it returned with a brunette. The cowboy and the brunette spent a rewarding ngiht together.
The next morning, the chief returned and told the cowboy that he had only one day left. The cowboy again asked if he could talk to his horse.
This time the cowboy didn't whisper. He grabbed the horse by the sides of its head, looked it squarely in the eyes, and yelled, "For the third and final time, I said go get me some POSSE!!