I fell off my perch
There was this jealous traveling salesman who had a very lovely
wife. He did not want her to be home alone, so he decided to buy
her a talking parrot to keep her company.
At the pet store there was only one parrot and the owner would
not sell the parrot because he had no legs.
"How does he stay on the perch?" asked the traveling
man.
"He wraps his penis around it." said the pet shop owner.
"That's OK as long as he can talk." said the Salesman.
"Oh, he talks very well." assured the owner.
Satisfied, the salesman took the bird home to his wife and soon
after went on a sales trip. When he
got home, he talked to the parrot and asked him: "How was it
while I was away?"
"Everything was fine, until John the neighbor came over." said
the parrot.
"Oh, what happened?" asked the salesman.
"Well they had a dinner, and then sat down on the couch." said
the parrot.
"What happened next?" asked the salesman.
"They moved in close together"
"Uh-huh?"
"Then he put his arm around her"
"Then?"
"He put his hand on her knee"
"Then?"
"He moved his hand under her dress"
"After that?"
"Well I don't know. I got knocked out cold " said the parrot .
"Why? What happened? "
"because I got so excited and fell off my perch" |